Henry IV, Part 1* by William Shakespeare § 1.2

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ACT I
SCENE II. London. An apartment of the Prince's.
[Enter the PRINCE OF WALES and FALSTAFF]
FALSTAFF.
Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad?
PRINCE HENRY.
125 Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack
and unbuttoning thee after supper and sleeping upon
benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to
demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know.
What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the
130 day? Unless hours were cups of sack and minutes
capons and clocks the tongues of bawds and dials the
signs of leaping-houses and the blessed sun himself
a fair hot wench in flame-coloured taffeta, I see no
reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand
135 the time of the day.
FALSTAFF.
Indeed, you come near me now, Hal; for we that take
purses go by the moon and the seven stars, and not
by Phoebus, he,'that wandering knight so fair.' And,
140 I prithee, sweet wag, when thou art king, as, God
save thy grace,--majesty I should say, for grace
thou wilt have none,--
PRINCE HENRY.
What, none?
145 FALSTAFF.
No, by my troth, not so much as will serve to
prologue to an egg and butter.
PRINCE HENRY.
Well, how then? come, roundly, roundly.
150 FALSTAFF.
Marry, then, sweet wag, when thou art king, let not
us that are squires of the night's body be called
thieves of the day's beauty: let us be Diana's
foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the
155 moon; and let men say we be men of good government,
being governed, as the sea is, by our noble and
chaste mistress the moon, under whose countenance we steal.
PRINCE HENRY.
Thou sayest well, and it holds well too; for the
160 fortune of us that are the moon's men doth ebb and
flow like the sea, being governed, as the sea is,
by the moon. As, for proof, now: a purse of gold
most resolutely snatched on Monday night and most
dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning; got with
165 swearing 'Lay by' and spent with crying 'Bring in;'
now in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder
and by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows.
FALSTAFF.
By the Lord, thou sayest true, lad. And is not my
170 hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
PRINCE HENRY.
As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle. And
is not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance?
FALSTAFF.
175 How now, how now, mad wag! what, in thy quips and
thy quiddities? what a plague have I to do with a
buff jerkin?
PRINCE HENRY.
Why, what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the tavern?
180 FALSTAFF.
Well, thou hast called her to a reckoning many a
time and oft.
PRINCE HENRY.
Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part?
185 FALSTAFF.
No; I'll give thee thy due, thou hast paid all there.
PRINCE HENRY.
Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin would stretch;
and where it would not, I have used my credit.
190 FALSTAFF.
Yea, and so used it that were it not here apparent
that thou art heir apparent--But, I prithee, sweet
wag, shall there be gallows standing in England when
thou art king? and resolution thus fobbed as it is
195 with the rusty curb of old father antic the law? Do
not thou, when thou art king, hang a thief.
PRINCE HENRY.
No; thou shalt.
FALSTAFF.
200 Shall I? O rare! By the Lord, I'll be a brave judge.
PRINCE HENRY.
Thou judgest false already: I mean, thou shalt have
the hanging of the thieves and so become a rare hangman.
FALSTAFF.
205 Well, Hal, well; and in some sort it jumps with my
humour as well as waiting in the court, I can tell
you.
PRINCE HENRY.
For obtaining of suits?
210 FALSTAFF.
Yea, for obtaining of suits, whereof the hangman
hath no lean wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as melancholy
as a gib cat or a lugged bear.
PRINCE HENRY.
215 Or an old lion, or a lover's lute.
FALSTAFF.
Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe.
PRINCE HENRY.
What sayest thou to a hare, or the melancholy of
220 Moor-ditch?
FALSTAFF.
Thou hast the most unsavoury similes and art indeed
the most comparative, rascalliest, sweet young
prince. But, Hal, I prithee, trouble me no more
225 with vanity. I would to God thou and I knew where a
commodity of good names were to be bought. An old
lord of the council rated me the other day in the
street about you, sir, but I marked him not; and yet
he talked very wisely, but I regarded him not; and
230 yet he talked wisely, and in the street too.
PRINCE HENRY.
Thou didst well; for wisdom cries out in the
streets, and no man regards it.
FALSTAFF.
235 O, thou hast damnable iteration and art indeed able
to corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon
me, Hal; God forgive thee for it! Before I knew
thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and now am I, if a man
should speak truly, little better than one of the
240 wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give
it over: by the Lord, and I do not, I am a villain:
I'll be damned for never a king's son in
Christendom.
PRINCE HENRY.
245 Where shall we take a purse tomorrow, Jack?
FALSTAFF.
'Zounds, where thou wilt, lad; I'll make one; an I
do not, call me villain and baffle me.
PRINCE HENRY.
250 I see a good amendment of life in thee; from praying
to purse-taking.
FALSTAFF.
Why, Hal, 'tis my vocation, Hal; 'tis no sin for a
man to labour in his vocation.
255 [Enter POINS]
Poins! Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a
match. O, if men were to be saved by merit, what
hole in hell were hot enough for him? This is the
most omnipotent villain that ever cried 'Stand' to
260 a true man.
PRINCE HENRY.
Good morrow, Ned.
POINS.
Good morrow, sweet Hal. What says Monsieur Remorse?
265 what says Sir John Sack and Sugar? Jack! how
agrees the devil and thee about thy soul, that thou
soldest him on Good-Friday last for a cup of Madeira
and a cold capon's leg?
PRINCE HENRY.
270 Sir John stands to his word, the devil shall have
his bargain; for he was never yet a breaker of
proverbs: he will give the devil his due.
POINS.
Then art thou damned for keeping thy word with the devil.
275 PRINCE HENRY.
Else he had been damned for cozening the devil.
POINS.
But, my lads, my lads, to-morrow morning, by four
o'clock, early at Gadshill! there are pilgrims going
280 to Canterbury with rich offerings, and traders
riding to London with fat purses: I have vizards
for you all; you have horses for yourselves:
Gadshill lies to-night in Rochester: I have bespoke
supper to-morrow night in Eastcheap: we may do it
285 as secure as sleep. If you will go, I will stuff
your purses full of crowns; if you will not, tarry
at home and be hanged.
FALSTAFF.
Hear ye, Yedward; if I tarry at home and go not,
290 I'll hang you for going.
POINS.
You will, chops?
FALSTAFF.
Hal, wilt thou make one?
295 PRINCE HENRY.
Who, I rob? I a thief? not I, by my faith.
FALSTAFF.
There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good
fellowship in thee, nor thou camest not of the blood
300 royal, if thou darest not stand for ten shillings.
PRINCE HENRY.
Well then, once in my days I'll be a madcap.
FALSTAFF.
Why, that's well said.
305 PRINCE HENRY.
Well, come what will, I'll tarry at home.
FALSTAFF.
By the Lord, I'll be a traitor then, when thou art king.
PRINCE HENRY.
310 I care not.
POINS.
Sir John, I prithee, leave the prince and me alone:
I will lay him down such reasons for this adventure
that he shall go.
315 FALSTAFF.
Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion and him
the ears of profiting, that what thou speakest may
move and what he hears may be believed, that the
true prince may, for recreation sake, prove a false
320 thief; for the poor abuses of the time want
countenance. Farewell: you shall find me in Eastcheap.
PRINCE HENRY.
Farewell, thou latter spring! farewell, All-hallown summer!
[Exit Falstaff]
325 POINS.
Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride with us
to-morrow: I have a jest to execute that I cannot
manage alone. Falstaff, Bardolph, Peto and Gadshill
shall rob those men that we have already waylaid:
330 yourself and I will not be there; and when they
have the booty, if you and I do not rob them, cut
this head off from my shoulders.
PRINCE HENRY.
How shall we part with them in setting forth?
335 POINS.
Why, we will set forth before or after them, and
appoint them a place of meeting, wherein it is at
our pleasure to fail, and then will they adventure
upon the exploit themselves; which they shall have
340 no sooner achieved, but we'll set upon them.
PRINCE HENRY.
Yea, but 'tis like that they will know us by our
horses, by our habits and by every other
appointment, to be ourselves.
345 POINS.
Tut! our horses they shall not see: I'll tie them
in the wood; our vizards we will change after we
leave them: and, sirrah, I have cases of buckram
for the nonce, to immask our noted outward garments.
350 PRINCE HENRY.
Yea, but I doubt they will be too hard for us.
POINS.
Well, for two of them, I know them to be as
true-bred cowards as ever turned back; and for the
355 third, if he fight longer than he sees reason, I'll
forswear arms. The virtue of this jest will be, the
incomprehensible lies that this same fat rogue will
tell us when we meet at supper: how thirty, at
least, he fought with; what wards, what blows, what
360 extremities he endured; and in the reproof of this
lies the jest.
PRINCE HENRY.
Well, I'll go with thee: provide us all things
necessary and meet me to-morrow night in Eastcheap;
365 there I'll sup. Farewell.
POINS.
Farewell, my lord.
[Exit Poins]
PRINCE HENRY.
370 I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humour of your idleness:
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
375 That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
If all the year were playing holidays,
380 To sport would be as tedious as to work;
But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So, when this loose behavior I throw off
And pay the debt I never promised,
385 By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
390 Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
Redeeming time when men think least I will.
[Exit]

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